April 3, 2010, birthday of the iPad. Remembering the hype of the iPod and iPhone from a few years ago I am curious on how Steve Jobs will handle the unveiling of this new hybrid device.
Since nobody can actually imagine something that is entirely new, people have been comparing the device to either a large iPod touch or a small(er) laptop/netbook. Well, it isn’t either, but more on that later.
As car manufacturers know, hybrids are a fickle thing, but as I see the masses in front of the Apple soho store from a few blocks away, including TV crews, reporters (“anyone here British” one of them asks later as we are waiting), and innocent bystanders, it is clear that apple fans are willing to spend a K on being part of this technological revolution.
The line is massive at 9am – apparently some jokers have been waiting here since 3pm the day before and then are too tired to actually play with the device once they have it in their hands – and Jobs is in for a challenge satisfying these customers.
But that’s what he does best. It ends up being the best shopping experience I ever had.
The lines are perfectly set up and managed. Apple employees walk around offering free smart water and starbucks coffee.
Better than a rock concert. You appreciate the little details with age:
A little boy in front of me is there with his grandmother… Grandma wants the iPad and is excited, the boy looks at the line and goes “you’ve got to be kidding me”, calls his mom and begs to be rescued.
Mom later on shows up and sarcastically remarks to her mother that they give out a price for the oldest person buying an iPad – “good for you, mom.”
Ironically, as they all get into the store and the employees cheer and clap, she (mom) is overcome by emotion, starts highfiving the staff and wants one. Well, grandma was the only one with the reservation so. Grandma:1, Mom:0.
I would probably have pushed mom down the stairs but grandma didn’t. Grace and age. I am clearly not there yet, but am getting ahead of myself.
As we get to the front of the line the staff pulls up our name, greets us and a dozen employees forming two lines scream, clap and cheer as we walk in – to club chillout music.
You can’t help but smile. Nicole, our sales associate, asks us whether we want anything with the iPad and helps us pick out a cover, keyboard, the works. Then on to the genius bar, ring it up on an iPhone and please sign…
Me: “Where is the pen?”
Nicole: “Just sign with your finger.”
Ok then. Receipt is emailed to you.
The iPad is fully charged so we can start playing with it right away. The movie theater in the store features short introductory presentations every half hour. But, most users are already good to go, because the darn thing is so intuitive.
I am writing this blog on the ipad with the virtual keyboard and will return the physical keyboard later- if you commit to typing on it it actually is easy- unlike what most reviewers complained about.
The thing is genius. April 3, 2010 will be remembered as a day as important as the invention of the radio, TV, or the internet. I will write about the apps and the completely futuristic user experience later- just one bonmot:
I have never played video games in my life and, having heard about the unbelievable graphics, see an app for a car game: drive a Ferrari 599 through Paris…. Sounds nice.
Turns out they don’t let you drive the Ferrari and you also don’t get to be in Paris. You have to start with a mini cooper in St. Tropez. Fine. Sitting in my weekend coffee spot I plug in the headphones and get going. After 10 seconds all my competitors have left the screen and I am alternating between hitting houses and boats while screaming like a little girl.
The two barristas look at me perplexed as i toss away the headphones and hit the escape/home button, smiling to myself. I was cool when I first walked in with the iPad, now I think all the cool points are out the window.
Time for that NY Times iPad app, old man.
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